It’s 2017, and the government is being run by a toilet. We have no choice: Cards Against Humanity is going to save America.
There’s no time for questions—now is the time to act. You give us $15, and we’ll send six America-saving surprises right to your doorstep. It will be fun, it will be weird, and if you voted for Trump, you might want to sit this one out.
- You give us $15. Hurry!
- We’ll frantically stuff envelopes.
- You’ll get six surprises in the mail next month.
- America will be saved.
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Day One Preview
Cards Against Humanity
Stops the Wall
Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans. He is so afraid that he wants to build a twenty-billion dollar wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing. So we’ve purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.
On Day 1, all Cards Against Humanity Saves America recipients will get an illustrated map of the land, a certificate of our promise to fight the wall, some new cards, and a few other surprises.